Thursday, December 27, 2007

Portuguese..anyone??

http://lilytheliverbird.blogspot.com/2007/09/portuguese-101.html


i took this excerpt from this girl. (well actually the whole bloody blog!). shes an avid blogger. i think she's pretty cool. AND pleaseee!! do not sue me for plagiarizing this blog cos I AM NOT. im merely trying to share the thoughts/knowledge which is what the blog is all about. SHARE THE LOVE la konon. wtf. any comments or ideas should go to the blogger page herself...not me. i bet most of u know the language already but who cares!! MOTIF MAK !!

Lily The Liverbird...hey thanks.

so here goes..

The last language I taught myself was Cockney. Hey, it's a language okay. First time I heard it, I didn't even know it's English!

The last few months, I've decided to learn a new language, Portuguese. I find it extremely fascinating and creative.

Let me share some of the basic linguistic aspect of Portuguese with you.

First person pronoun:
Mak/Mek = saya/I

Second person pronoun:

Nyah/Nyeh/Noks/Uols (you alls) = awak/you

Do's and Don'ts

dosi = sudah/have/done

dinch = don't, didn't, no

non ado = tak ada/don't have

This and That

Innniew: root word, ini = this
Ittew: root word, itu = that
Gitew: root word, gitu = like that
Tawww: root word, tau = you know

Bee to vee, pee to eff


Portuguese is a cute language. Everything sounds so sweet. Hence, the 'b' is replaced with 'v' and 'p' is replaced with 'f'.

Let me give you some examples.

Veranganz : root word, Berangan = perasan/delusional

Voley: root word, Boleh = Can.
Used to end a sentence, very much like how we use 'lah', Sabahan use 'bah', Chinese use 'meh'. Also used to mean unbelievable/the nerve

Avang: root word, abang = term of endearment for boyfriend. 'Avang asks' refers to Abang Askar/soldier.

Fomfuen : root word, Perempuan = female

Fonen : root word, Pondan = ladyboy

Fookey : root word, Pvki = vagina

Pet me, you muppet.

Even swear w0rds sound cute in Portuguese.

Vavi : root word, Babi = Pig
Hanjeng : root word, Anjing = Dog


Mak Hayam : Root word mak ayam = mentor
Mak Hayam is a term of respect given to the older Portuguese who initiates the anak ikans (young Portuguese) into the art of Portugue-ism before they can be released into society as
dragoons (Drag Queen). If you've watched Memoirs of a Geisha, Michelle Yeoh's character is the Mak Hayam.

In a parallel world, Wendy Weckham is the Mak Hayam and Christina Ronaldo is the Dragoon.

English to Portuguese

Mat Sussly: Root word, Mat Salleh = Caucasian

Motif : root word, motivation = why/wtf

Speku: root word, speculate = guess/think/reckon

Propah: root word, propaganda = lie/cheat

Lessie: root word, lesbian.

Vass/vasst
: root word, vast = sangat/very


Check out the ciks

There are no vulgar words in Portuguese. Everything is sweetness personified.

Ciktek : root word, tetek = boobs

Ciknek: root word, konek = dick

Cikki: root word, pvki = vagina (also known as fookey).
Refers to the private part of a female, or the female gender in general.

Cikcap: root word, melancap = masturbate

Cikloi: root word, blow(?) = blow job

Cikcur: root word, pelacur = farking around / sex for money

Ciktut: root word, buntut = arse. Refers to sodomy

Lubjub: root word, lubang jubur = arsehole, literally.
(Note:
Tutjubs is the short form of ciktut lubjubs/sodomy)

Cikkap: root word, make-up = to apply make up

Cikcut: root word, pancut = reach orgasm
eg: Liverpool cikcut luar uols. Motif??/ Liverpool shoots blanks. Wtf!!

Tasty Portuguese Cuisine

Taste/tasty : root word, taste = like/fancy

Erni
: root word, air mani = sperm

Lemang
= dick

Nalla :
root word, Dato' Nalla, DSAI's friend who reputedly has a huge dong = big dick

Salad rambutan = Hairy balls





Other words of interest:

Hazab = farking ugly

Skals: root word, sekali. Here 'sekali' refers to 'very' instead of 'once'

Smals: root word, semalam = yesterday.
eg: Smals, mak letih skals = I was very tired yesterday.

Mmrasa : root word, merasa = ambik kau/take that.

MOJ = Mak Okay Je = Okay/I'm game

Sentapz: root word, sentap = angry/miffed

Curenz: root word, curang = unfaithful/farking around/having fun

Ya amatz: root word, ya amat = very

Confusing? Never mind. It took me some 3 months to absorb Portuguese and I'm still at Intermediate Beginner Level.

Now let's see how Portuguese use Portuguese.

Hanjeng skals avang referee dinch bagi mak penalty.
Mak dinch propah occay. Mak jatuh.

(Referee is a farking dog for not giving me a penalty. I didn't lie okay. I really fell)



Walaupun avang hazab, mak sker skals cikloi uols.
Sedap ya amatz lemang dan salad rambutan avang.

(Even though you're farking ugly, I really enjoy going down on you. Your dick and hairy balls are so yummy)


Avang: Motif uols nanges noks?
Christina: Avang Rooney ciktut lubjubs mak dinch pakai vaseline uols.
Sakit skals noks.

(Man: Why are you crying?
Christina: Rooney sodomised me without applying vaseline first. It's so painful.)

Hanjeng uols curenz dengan Christina. Dia ittew cikki mak occay! Uols ingat ciknek uols nalla sangat? Mmmmrasa...uols dinch voley ciktut lepas ni. Mak sentapz occay.
(
Fark you, how dare you fark with Christina? She's my cvnt occay. You think your dick is so huge? Take that...you'll never sodomise anyone ever again. I'm very angry ok!)


Mak taste ciktek uols yang vasst ittew. Cikloi lemang mak sket voley?
(I really fancy your huge man teats. Now gimme a bj)


Uols dinch swallow! Motif??? Mrrasa kena lempang dengan mak.
(Why didn't you swallow? Wtf. I wouldn't have slapped you otherwise)


Lampoop: Mak Hayam dah balik Portugal uols. Mak sedey.
Terryble: Mak speku dia sentapz uols curenz dengan sundels kat Las Vegas hari ittew noks.
(
Lampoop: Jose has gone back to Portugal. I'm crushed.
Terryble: I reckon he's angry cause you were unfaithful with a Sundalese in Las Vegas)

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Apologies to any Portuguese/Fortuguese reading this. No offence intended, none taken I hope.
Any errors, please blame my Mak Hayams: Drama Mama and Leen Ash-Burn.

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

~Pangkor Island Vacation~

Tanggal 23 Disember 2007, 3 members of The Kumpats went for an impromptu vacation at the island of Pangkor...

With everything planned at the last minute, we were lucky to be able to get adequate accommodation...

Well the initial idea was just to relax at Teluk Batik, Lumut, but after further thinking, we might as well head on to Pangkor Island , with just an extra RM10 for a return trip ferry ticket...

Well, as usual, i'm lazy to write, so here are some pictures:
a few more are at my friendster page..






Lunch at Nipah Bay Pangkor. Aini and me both had Kopi 'O' Ais, nasi lemak, and Laksa..i love the laksa...
Sarah had Laksa and teh Ais..



The first reminder at Pasir Bogak Beach.
We stayed here, a bit secluded from the more hectic Nipah Bay.



Aini


Pasir Bogak Beach, Pangkor, 11pm...it was much darker than in this photo..



Overlooking Pangkor Laut



Sarah and Aini..


Sunset


Sunset



Sunset



Aini


Aini and Me.

Monday, December 17, 2007

Kumpats...

satu wallpaper untuk kumpatorians sa-kalian..resolution 1024X768

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Saya suka ini lagu meh..



Gadisku - Search

Aku takde keje..aku scan gambar..aku peduli hape..

Ini sedikit gambar2 yang aku dah scan:


Segelintir jejaka SRI Batch ke-4 taktala zaman muda-mudi..
(rasenye selepas presentation 3D bersama En. Hairul)



Gambar semasa X-Games kat KLCC selepas balik dari lawatan sambil belajar ke Proton.
yang aku ingat, bebudak kene ramai2 tolak bas UTM kat foodcourt Shah Alam..



Dengan mudah menewaskan pihak lawan..aku x sentuh pun die jatuh, menggunakan skil umpama Steven Seagal..(tak caye tanye heller..)
Oh..aku lupe, heller, Luqman danIzmar yang memaksa aku masuk mende alah sumo ni..siap tolak2 aku pegi kearah pengacara..



Classmate mase kat Stroud Green Junior School dulu..(UK 1990)
Aku tangkap leleh kat minah pakai sweater biru mude sebelah cikgu tu dulu..name die Rebecca..kekeke..
yang mane satu aku?


Aku, adik aku, abah aku..kat sane (UK) ade ladang besar2, kutip sendiri sayur yg nak, pastu mase balik baru bayar...




SPM 1999



Kat Kelas 1997, sebelah aku tu roomate..skang dah kawin jadi Cikgu..


PPM (Piala Perdana Menteri)
1997
Zon Timur..
mase ni kat sek. men. sains. machang..
aku pegi main basketball..rasenye sume game basketball sekolah aku kalah..hehehe



dah..tu je stakat ni...

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Road to success...( laporan )


Gambar presentation kat Times Square...


Produk permainan-kuda sorong...


Produk pilihan-set spa...


Produk pembungkusan kreatif-bekas cermin mata...



Produk alat tulis-bekas pensil+frame+jam...

Idea nak masuk pertandingan ni mula mencambah bila membuat lawatan ke pusat kraf dan lihat pameran peserta piala seri endon yang lepas...hati begitu tak puas hati ngan design yang dibuat. Dalam hati : "tu pun boleh menang..."

Masa decide nak masuk pertandingan ni adalah seminggu sebelum tarikh tamat penyertaan.Dalam seminggu tu, kena buat sketching 9 produk yang hendak dihasilkan, laporan proposal sepanjang 350 patah perkataan, dan satu contoh kain batik yang bersaiz 1 meter X 1 meter, gambar kumpulan untuk memasuki pusingan pertama. Sebanyak 25 penyertaan tahun ini dalam kategori kraf tangan untuk pusingan pertama.Nama kumpulan pun tak sempat nak fikir, last2 ambik je 'The Untitled' sebab tengok komputer kalau file tak letak nama keluar untitled...nama kumpulan ni telah menimbulkan kontrovesi antara judges yang kurang yakin ngan nama kumpulan ni.Tema untuk batik yang dihasilkan ialah 'Fusion Batik' iaitu gabungan unsur moden dan tradisional.


Tapi sebab kumpulan ini yang sangat the seswatuh, so kumpulan ini telah dipilih untuk memasuki pusingan kedua.Sebanyak 6 kumpulan yang layak memasuki pusingan kedua.Dalam pusingan kedua, semua kemahiran yang diajar kat UTM memang diaplikasi habis-habisan la... Kena buat 9 produk yang dicadangkan dalam proposal dalam masa 2 bulan. Dalam 2 bulan tu la nak buat batik, nak resin produk, nak pasir model, nak spray model, dan buat booklet untuk produk yang dibuat tu...Dalam pertandingan ini, kena buat dua produk untuk fesyen aksesori, dua untuk permainan, dua untuk alat tulis, dua untuk pembungkusan kreatif dan satu produk pilihan sendiri. Lebih clear dengan rain...eh..lihat gambar...Lepas siap semua produk tu tibalah masa untuk present kat judges...24, 25hb November kat Berjaya Times Square...


2hb Disember - Grand Final of Piala Seri Endon, KLCC.( Big day in our life !)Seawal 7 pagi dah sampai kat KLCC untuk menandatangani perjanjian penyerahan rekabentuk kat pihak penganjur dan raptai untuk majlis penyampaian hadiah...protokol istana...ala2 konvo UTM dulu...kena sembah dan termasuk ayat - Menjunjung Kasih Tuanku...Satu kekesalan di sini, salah seorang ahli kumpulan tak dapat bersama ketika majlis penyampaian hadiah kerana berada di luar negara atas urusan kerja...Syukur Alhamdulillah...Usaha selama 4 bulan ini menbuahkan hasil...diharapkan kejayaan ini dapat menjadi batu loncatan kepada kami untuk memiliki studio sendiri...dan terus memasarkan produk kami ke pasaran tempatan dan antarabangsa...
Terima Kasih diucapkan kepada yang telah menghulurkan bantuan...yang memberi semangat...yang menjadi inspirasi...Tak dapat nak sebut nama satu2...Semua adalah sebahagian daripada kejayaan ini...Terima kasih sekali lagi...
Yang melaporkan, Yong, untuk The Kumpats, very the seswatuh...

Saturday, December 8, 2007

congratulation to all


salam u olss...
As we countdown for another great year of 2008...i would like to thank all for the greater support along the way for this so called " kumpats portal".
Congrates for the "untitled"trio...makes us proud...thanks zati for the simple but important blog for us... well we have goin through many activities for the year...just a few with the our "kliks".the big event was the launching of our IDEAL...that was a success one...and still we want more from the alumni sites...i would like to suggest a bowling game for the central zone people...get ur gear..and well playing around the corner...ill be setting up the place and date...maybe we will be playing @ times square bowl after "raya haji" maybe krismas day...erm will be confirm on ama's wedding...
till then hear from u guys...

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

AHLI THE KUMPATS JUARA PIALA SERI ENDON!!!!






AHLI THE KUMPATS JUARA PIALA SERI ENDON!!!!

Blog ini hanyelah untuk aku mengucapkan tahniah gle babeng kepade 3 of our beloved buddies, YONG, FAZLI, and SYAHIR atas kemenangan derang pada anugerah international piala seri endon yang lepas di KL convention centre…

Gua bangge gile beb dengan korang.. menjadi penaik semangat aku untuk terus berusehe Berjaya dlm idup aku pulak…. Syabasssssssssssssss!!!!

Monday, December 3, 2007

"Hendraf" showdown in kl...

salam uolss...
huhuhu..nampaknye blog neh dah banyak video..so aku pun nak tambah sket lagik...
erm..nieh hafez yang suruh aku layan so aku nak kongsi ngan korang....enjoy...biar krem perut jangan terburai sudah hahahahaha....lawak


Sunday, December 2, 2007

To Those Who Love PROJECT RUNWAY very Much!

in the Sunday morning I just browsing youtube to find about new episode of Project Runway. Accidentally I found something else. this is project runway spoof. hope U guys will enjoy it!!!

Thursday, November 29, 2007

salam u olss..



hye semua..sorrylah dah lame tak usik blog...
ader problem lah ngan hinternet nie..some more last week aku gi bercuti kat spore...
erm..tensen lak ngan hincek kamal...kate ajak minum ...bile aku datang tmn u bleh plak pi tesco...huh..kosser...
oklah...seems the poll untuk blog whether in english and malay...keputusannya cukup jelas..bahasa menunjukkan bangsa..jadilah melayu sejati...so up to koranglah...sukahati pasal nie pun blog kita semua...ok..tanpa membuang mase sedikit buah tangan sekitar perjalanan aku ker s'pore ...ermmm...maaflah jika visual kurang memuaskan kerna masih x mampu membeli kamera canggih manggih...sadis..nye..

p/s: selamat hari jadi kak cha...


sekitar orchard rd...
(moro ader bran krismas neh turun)

unik3 nya singapura



Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Proton BLM (base line model)
expected early 2008.
price estimated rm35000 - rm45000




saya jalan-jalan pi kelawang, saya amik gambar!

tanggal 18 November 2007, saya serta rakan2 seperjuangan pemilik-pemilik Satria Neo telah menjalankan aktiviti "rempit-rempit cari selekoh" melalui jalan Hulu Langat-Empangan Semenyih-Kuala Kelawang... perjalanan berselekoh sepanjang lebeh kurang 35km ini dimulakan seawal jam 7.30 pagi di mana kami mula bertolak dari wilayah Ampang..

niat asal untuk sarapan "Roti Love" di sebuah gerai di Kuala Kelawang, namun tidak kesampaian kerna salah satu rakan kami gagal mengawal kenderaan ketika melayan selekoh, lantas berpusing melawan arah dan sangkut ke dalam longkang dan divider...

berikut adalah sebahagian gambar yang sempat diambil..
untuk gambar2 lain, sila lawati:

http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y212/d3sign3r/kelawang%20drive/


gambar semut ni, member yg amik..