Monday, February 11, 2008

Sunburst KL International Music Festival


Title : Sunburst KL International Music Festival
Venue : Bukit Kiara Equestrian and Country Resort
Jalan Bukit Kiara
Off Jalan Damansara
Kuala Lumpur

URL :
http://www.berjayaclubs.com/kiara/index.cfm
Date & Time : Sat 15 Mar 2008 (2pm)
Tickets : RM200 (excluding RM3 service charge)
Ticket Contact : Outlets:- Music Valley, Ampang Point (03-4257 7012); Fantasy Music, Sunway Pyramid (03-7492 8706); Rock Corner, One Utama (03-7725 5667); Rock Corner, The Curve (03-7729 6313); Rock Corner, Subang Parade (03-5636 9520); Rock Corner, The Gardens (03-2283 4893); Hard Rock Cafe Kuala Lumpur (03-2715 5555); Planet Hollywood Kuala Lumpur (03-2144 6602)
URL : http://www.sunburstkl.com.my
Synopsis : Sunburst KL is the one of the most exciting music events to hit the Malaysian music scene! Featuring live performances by some of the biggest international names in music, Sunburst KL will showcase a diverse range of music from the sounds of Rock, Jazz, R&B and Hip-Hop with over 20 live performances spread out over 4 different stages.

With international names such as Incubus, John Legend, The Roots and Incognito sharing the stage with Search, Gigi, Tompi, Gerhana Ska Cinta, Joe Flizzow and many more local and regional acts cramped into a 12 hour programme. Sunburst is a musical explosion that should not be missed!

The artist line-up includes:
-- Incubus
-- John Legend
-- The Roots
-- Incognito
-- Search
-- Gigi
-- Tompi
-- Pop Shuvit
-- Joe Flizzow
-- Gerhana Ska Cinta
-- Atilia
-- Estranged
-- Tempered Metal
-- Hujan
-- Meet Uncle Hussein
-- Y2K
-- One Buck Short
-- Reza Salleh
-- Love Me Butch
-- Bittersweet
-- Najwa



and i say....hmnmm... festival musik ala2 woodstock festival jugak a..tapi memg mahal gila!! but its a good place to enjoy live music and such. (well hey..dtg la tgk incubus--75mins only) and other int. artist ade 4 stages.so if uols nak dtg. bawak kain batik tikar dan sebangainya..cos this is going to be a loooong night.


Reminiscing the Live&Loud KL happening last year..which took place at the same venue and (how could i forget this) which the audience have to wait hours for a particular diva to arrive and ended up waiting 4 hours just to watch whitney houston croaking like a toad, stoned/drunk (either one) ...well lets just hope john legend wont be mistaken himself for a diva at sunburst.


The one i attended was the world music heritage which brought you ethnic (or do u call it classic?) musics from all over the world ..well wasnt it the so-called "world" music?. call me uncool ( for not appreciating those musics)..but i dont see the point of making strange faces and weird noises..dressing and dancing half naked, flexing their muscles, showing off their thighs, gelek 360 degrees (which reminds me of amelina in the 90s. trust me.it gets more annoying by the hour. the instruments were cool though. looking at the bright side of it..i got the ticks for free so what the hell right? anyway i left an hour later.


rm 200 for a night. is it worth it?? (nak suruh sponsor IDEAS pun susahhh!! bising abbas kalau die tau ;)) hehe)


should i go for incubus and love me butch ?(hey!!i like the guitarist) i seriously need to consider my financial status at the mo cos one after another good gigs/events are making the headlines. (such as Bleeding Through Live at Ruums KL and The Rainforest Festival 08 in Sarawak of course).


OK im out.


Friday, February 1, 2008

Calling all the aunties and uncles!!!!

hellooooo guys!

aku nak berkongsi sedikit berita gembira dengan kau semua...
KAKCHA bakal menjadi Kak Long soon!!
Alhamdulillah...
Syukur pada Allah yang Maha Pemurah lagi Maha Mengasihani..
kau semua tolong doakan yang baik2 ye!!?
ok la... nanti aku update!
sekarang nak pgi latihan kungfu untuk mendapatkan stamina..
koff!! (-_-;)

bye!!~

Friday, January 11, 2008

Perarakan Maal Hijrah 3 Sekawan


Salam semua...

Ya! Selamat tahun baru hijrah! da baca doa awal tahun belom?? *menjeling yong*

bagaimana sambuatan tahun baru korang?

aku,maya,dan cik zah telah melakukan perarakan maal hijrah di Damansara. Kami mula berarak pada 2pm dr The Curve ke Ikea,Ikea ke The Curve dan kemudian The Curve ke Ikea kembali.

Kami menjamu selera mknan thailand di sebuah restoren exclusive sesuai utk konsep kami pada hari tersebut iaitu 'orang-orang kaya'.bagaimanapon kami menyesal kerana harga tidak setimpal kuantiti juadah.

Kemudian kami beralih arah menjadi 'orang-orang putih' pula dan memulakan senaman mulut secara berlebihan di cafe Ikea dr 3pm-9.30pm...Selain membincangkan hal2 bersifat ilmiah, masalah politik pakistan dan pemanasan global (**my ass!!!** ), kami memakan kentang goreng,ayam goreng, donut, dan manisan2 berjenama sweden atau dlm erti kata lain makanan2 berlemak dan berkonsep membahayakan ukur lilit pinggang, kami juga menghabiskan 6-7 cawan kopi/teh seorang..

dan skang aku rasa aku terlebih gula dlm badan dan telah memakan secawan oatmeal dan meminum 2-3 cawan teh hijau pahit utk melegakan rasa serba salah... ala-ala organik food gitu (**my ass!!!*)

sekian untuk hari ini...


Friday, January 4, 2008

new year n paintball war

pemandangan bunga api dr v.i
salam u olss...
rasenya masih tak terlambat untuk aku ucapkan heppy new year buat semua ...
sorry lame tka blog coz akunyer hinternet teruk gile dan kini aku kembali...
dengan taun baru nie diharap the kumpats lebih success....x kire lah korang melompat kerja ker ,melahoop ker...yang penting success....
oklah untuk info korang, setelah lame aku tak check blogpatrol bg blog nie...dengan jumlah hits 318
statistic hits adalah seperti berikut...
kite mulakan dengan visitor countries
1) united states = 24 org(howdy guys)
2)malaysia= 22 org(cayalah)
3)singapore= 4 org( gerek siot)
4)australia = 2(aussie ausssie aussie wallabies kedunge)
dan taiwan+germany each one person

pergh....hebat ..teruskan usaha thekumpats....
welldone...

nie laporan aku untuk new year dan paintball war...
heppy new year2008



paintball team99ers
@kem isi rimba

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Portuguese..anyone??

http://lilytheliverbird.blogspot.com/2007/09/portuguese-101.html


i took this excerpt from this girl. (well actually the whole bloody blog!). shes an avid blogger. i think she's pretty cool. AND pleaseee!! do not sue me for plagiarizing this blog cos I AM NOT. im merely trying to share the thoughts/knowledge which is what the blog is all about. SHARE THE LOVE la konon. wtf. any comments or ideas should go to the blogger page herself...not me. i bet most of u know the language already but who cares!! MOTIF MAK !!

Lily The Liverbird...hey thanks.

so here goes..

The last language I taught myself was Cockney. Hey, it's a language okay. First time I heard it, I didn't even know it's English!

The last few months, I've decided to learn a new language, Portuguese. I find it extremely fascinating and creative.

Let me share some of the basic linguistic aspect of Portuguese with you.

First person pronoun:
Mak/Mek = saya/I

Second person pronoun:

Nyah/Nyeh/Noks/Uols (you alls) = awak/you

Do's and Don'ts

dosi = sudah/have/done

dinch = don't, didn't, no

non ado = tak ada/don't have

This and That

Innniew: root word, ini = this
Ittew: root word, itu = that
Gitew: root word, gitu = like that
Tawww: root word, tau = you know

Bee to vee, pee to eff


Portuguese is a cute language. Everything sounds so sweet. Hence, the 'b' is replaced with 'v' and 'p' is replaced with 'f'.

Let me give you some examples.

Veranganz : root word, Berangan = perasan/delusional

Voley: root word, Boleh = Can.
Used to end a sentence, very much like how we use 'lah', Sabahan use 'bah', Chinese use 'meh'. Also used to mean unbelievable/the nerve

Avang: root word, abang = term of endearment for boyfriend. 'Avang asks' refers to Abang Askar/soldier.

Fomfuen : root word, Perempuan = female

Fonen : root word, Pondan = ladyboy

Fookey : root word, Pvki = vagina

Pet me, you muppet.

Even swear w0rds sound cute in Portuguese.

Vavi : root word, Babi = Pig
Hanjeng : root word, Anjing = Dog


Mak Hayam : Root word mak ayam = mentor
Mak Hayam is a term of respect given to the older Portuguese who initiates the anak ikans (young Portuguese) into the art of Portugue-ism before they can be released into society as
dragoons (Drag Queen). If you've watched Memoirs of a Geisha, Michelle Yeoh's character is the Mak Hayam.

In a parallel world, Wendy Weckham is the Mak Hayam and Christina Ronaldo is the Dragoon.

English to Portuguese

Mat Sussly: Root word, Mat Salleh = Caucasian

Motif : root word, motivation = why/wtf

Speku: root word, speculate = guess/think/reckon

Propah: root word, propaganda = lie/cheat

Lessie: root word, lesbian.

Vass/vasst
: root word, vast = sangat/very


Check out the ciks

There are no vulgar words in Portuguese. Everything is sweetness personified.

Ciktek : root word, tetek = boobs

Ciknek: root word, konek = dick

Cikki: root word, pvki = vagina (also known as fookey).
Refers to the private part of a female, or the female gender in general.

Cikcap: root word, melancap = masturbate

Cikloi: root word, blow(?) = blow job

Cikcur: root word, pelacur = farking around / sex for money

Ciktut: root word, buntut = arse. Refers to sodomy

Lubjub: root word, lubang jubur = arsehole, literally.
(Note:
Tutjubs is the short form of ciktut lubjubs/sodomy)

Cikkap: root word, make-up = to apply make up

Cikcut: root word, pancut = reach orgasm
eg: Liverpool cikcut luar uols. Motif??/ Liverpool shoots blanks. Wtf!!

Tasty Portuguese Cuisine

Taste/tasty : root word, taste = like/fancy

Erni
: root word, air mani = sperm

Lemang
= dick

Nalla :
root word, Dato' Nalla, DSAI's friend who reputedly has a huge dong = big dick

Salad rambutan = Hairy balls





Other words of interest:

Hazab = farking ugly

Skals: root word, sekali. Here 'sekali' refers to 'very' instead of 'once'

Smals: root word, semalam = yesterday.
eg: Smals, mak letih skals = I was very tired yesterday.

Mmrasa : root word, merasa = ambik kau/take that.

MOJ = Mak Okay Je = Okay/I'm game

Sentapz: root word, sentap = angry/miffed

Curenz: root word, curang = unfaithful/farking around/having fun

Ya amatz: root word, ya amat = very

Confusing? Never mind. It took me some 3 months to absorb Portuguese and I'm still at Intermediate Beginner Level.

Now let's see how Portuguese use Portuguese.

Hanjeng skals avang referee dinch bagi mak penalty.
Mak dinch propah occay. Mak jatuh.

(Referee is a farking dog for not giving me a penalty. I didn't lie okay. I really fell)



Walaupun avang hazab, mak sker skals cikloi uols.
Sedap ya amatz lemang dan salad rambutan avang.

(Even though you're farking ugly, I really enjoy going down on you. Your dick and hairy balls are so yummy)


Avang: Motif uols nanges noks?
Christina: Avang Rooney ciktut lubjubs mak dinch pakai vaseline uols.
Sakit skals noks.

(Man: Why are you crying?
Christina: Rooney sodomised me without applying vaseline first. It's so painful.)

Hanjeng uols curenz dengan Christina. Dia ittew cikki mak occay! Uols ingat ciknek uols nalla sangat? Mmmmrasa...uols dinch voley ciktut lepas ni. Mak sentapz occay.
(
Fark you, how dare you fark with Christina? She's my cvnt occay. You think your dick is so huge? Take that...you'll never sodomise anyone ever again. I'm very angry ok!)


Mak taste ciktek uols yang vasst ittew. Cikloi lemang mak sket voley?
(I really fancy your huge man teats. Now gimme a bj)


Uols dinch swallow! Motif??? Mrrasa kena lempang dengan mak.
(Why didn't you swallow? Wtf. I wouldn't have slapped you otherwise)


Lampoop: Mak Hayam dah balik Portugal uols. Mak sedey.
Terryble: Mak speku dia sentapz uols curenz dengan sundels kat Las Vegas hari ittew noks.
(
Lampoop: Jose has gone back to Portugal. I'm crushed.
Terryble: I reckon he's angry cause you were unfaithful with a Sundalese in Las Vegas)

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Apologies to any Portuguese/Fortuguese reading this. No offence intended, none taken I hope.
Any errors, please blame my Mak Hayams: Drama Mama and Leen Ash-Burn.

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

~Pangkor Island Vacation~

Tanggal 23 Disember 2007, 3 members of The Kumpats went for an impromptu vacation at the island of Pangkor...

With everything planned at the last minute, we were lucky to be able to get adequate accommodation...

Well the initial idea was just to relax at Teluk Batik, Lumut, but after further thinking, we might as well head on to Pangkor Island , with just an extra RM10 for a return trip ferry ticket...

Well, as usual, i'm lazy to write, so here are some pictures:
a few more are at my friendster page..






Lunch at Nipah Bay Pangkor. Aini and me both had Kopi 'O' Ais, nasi lemak, and Laksa..i love the laksa...
Sarah had Laksa and teh Ais..



The first reminder at Pasir Bogak Beach.
We stayed here, a bit secluded from the more hectic Nipah Bay.



Aini


Pasir Bogak Beach, Pangkor, 11pm...it was much darker than in this photo..



Overlooking Pangkor Laut



Sarah and Aini..


Sunset


Sunset



Sunset



Aini


Aini and Me.