Portuguese..anyone??

http://lilytheliverbird.blogspot.com/2007/09/portuguese-101.html


i took this excerpt from this girl. (well actually the whole bloody blog!). shes an avid blogger. i think she's pretty cool. AND pleaseee!! do not sue me for plagiarizing this blog cos I AM NOT. im merely trying to share the thoughts/knowledge which is what the blog is all about. SHARE THE LOVE la konon. wtf. any comments or ideas should go to the blogger page herself...not me. i bet most of u know the language already but who cares!! MOTIF MAK !!

Lily The Liverbird...hey thanks.

so here goes..

The last language I taught myself was Cockney. Hey, it's a language okay. First time I heard it, I didn't even know it's English!

The last few months, I've decided to learn a new language, Portuguese. I find it extremely fascinating and creative.

Let me share some of the basic linguistic aspect of Portuguese with you.

First person pronoun:
Mak/Mek = saya/I

Second person pronoun:
Nyah/Nyeh/Noks/Uols (you alls) = awak/you

Do's and Don'ts

dosi = sudah/have/done

dinch = don't, didn't, no

non ado = tak ada/don't have

This and That

Innniew: root word, ini = this
Ittew: root word, itu = that
Gitew: root word, gitu = like that
Tawww: root word, tau = you know

Bee to vee, pee to eff

Portuguese is a cute language. Everything sounds so sweet. Hence, the 'b' is replaced with 'v' and 'p' is replaced with 'f'.

Let me give you some examples.

Veranganz : root word, Berangan = perasan/delusional

Voley: root word, Boleh = Can.
Used to end a sentence, very much like how we use 'lah', Sabahan use 'bah', Chinese use 'meh'. Also used to mean unbelievable/the nerve

Avang: root word, abang = term of endearment for boyfriend. 'Avang asks' refers to Abang Askar/soldier.

Fomfuen : root word, Perempuan = female

Fonen : root word, Pondan = ladyboy

Fookey : root word, Pvki = vagina

Pet me, you muppet.

Even swear w0rds sound cute in Portuguese.

Vavi : root word, Babi = Pig
Hanjeng : root word, Anjing = Dog


Mak Hayam : Root word mak ayam = mentor
Mak Hayam is a term of respect given to the older Portuguese who initiates the anak ikans (young Portuguese) into the art of Portugue-ism before they can be released into society as dragoons (Drag Queen). If you've watched Memoirs of a Geisha, Michelle Yeoh's character is the Mak Hayam.

In a parallel world, Wendy Weckham is the Mak Hayam and Christina Ronaldo is the Dragoon.

English to Portuguese

Mat Sussly: Root word, Mat Salleh = Caucasian

Motif : root word, motivation = why/wtf

Speku: root word, speculate = guess/think/reckon

Propah: root word, propaganda = lie/cheat

Lessie: root word, lesbian.

Vass/vasst : root word, vast = sangat/very


Check out the ciks

There are no vulgar words in Portuguese. Everything is sweetness personified.

Ciktek : root word, tetek = boobs

Ciknek: root word, konek = dick

Cikki: root word, pvki = vagina (also known as fookey).
Refers to the private part of a female, or the female gender in general.

Cikcap: root word, melancap = masturbate

Cikloi: root word, blow(?) = blow job

Cikcur: root word, pelacur = farking around / sex for money

Ciktut: root word, buntut = arse. Refers to sodomy

Lubjub: root word, lubang jubur = arsehole, literally.
(Note: Tutjubs is the short form of ciktut lubjubs/sodomy)

Cikkap: root word, make-up = to apply make up

Cikcut: root word, pancut = reach orgasm
eg: Liverpool cikcut luar uols. Motif??/ Liverpool shoots blanks. Wtf!!

Tasty Portuguese Cuisine

Taste/tasty : root word, taste = like/fancy

Erni : root word, air mani = sperm

Lemang = dick

Nalla : root word, Dato' Nalla, DSAI's friend who reputedly has a huge dong = big dick

Salad rambutan = Hairy balls





Other words of interest:

Hazab = farking ugly

Skals: root word, sekali. Here 'sekali' refers to 'very' instead of 'once'

Smals: root word, semalam = yesterday.
eg: Smals, mak letih skals = I was very tired yesterday.

Mmrasa : root word, merasa = ambik kau/take that.

MOJ = Mak Okay Je = Okay/I'm game

Sentapz: root word, sentap = angry/miffed

Curenz: root word, curang = unfaithful/farking around/having fun

Ya amatz: root word, ya amat = very

Confusing? Never mind. It took me some 3 months to absorb Portuguese and I'm still at Intermediate Beginner Level.

Now let's see how Portuguese use Portuguese.

Hanjeng skals avang referee dinch bagi mak penalty.
Mak dinch propah occay. Mak jatuh.
(Referee is a farking dog for not giving me a penalty. I didn't lie okay. I really fell)

Walaupun avang hazab, mak sker skals cikloi uols.
Sedap ya amatz lemang dan salad rambutan avang.
(Even though you're farking ugly, I really enjoy going down on you. Your dick and hairy balls are so yummy)

Avang: Motif uols nanges noks?
Christina: Avang Rooney ciktut lubjubs mak dinch pakai vaseline uols.
Sakit skals noks.
(Man: Why are you crying?
Christina: Rooney sodomised me without applying vaseline first. It's so painful.)

Hanjeng uols curenz dengan Christina. Dia ittew cikki mak occay! Uols ingat ciknek uols nalla sangat? Mmmmrasa...uols dinch voley ciktut lepas ni. Mak sentapz occay.
(Fark you, how dare you fark with Christina? She's my cvnt occay. You think your dick is so huge? Take that...you'll never sodomise anyone ever again. I'm very angry ok!)

Mak taste ciktek uols yang vasst ittew. Cikloi lemang mak sket voley?
(I really fancy your huge man teats. Now gimme a bj)

Uols dinch swallow! Motif??? Mrrasa kena lempang dengan mak.
(Why didn't you swallow? Wtf. I wouldn't have slapped you otherwise)

Lampoop: Mak Hayam dah balik Portugal uols. Mak sedey.
Terryble: Mak speku dia sentapz uols curenz dengan sundels kat Las Vegas hari ittew noks.
(Lampoop: Jose has gone back to Portugal. I'm crushed.
Terryble: I reckon he's angry cause you were unfaithful with a Sundalese in Las Vegas)

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Apologies to any Portuguese/Fortuguese reading this. No offence intended, none taken I hope.
Any errors, please blame my Mak Hayams: Drama Mama and Leen Ash-Burn.

Spouted by lilyliverbird at 12:45 AM